High profile coyote-napping

Actual flyer. Please print, copy, and post wherever coyotes may see it!

OK so this is kind of sick and funny and horrifying all at the same time, but totally germane since we've been talking about the coyote situation in Griffith Park here. 

The moral of the story? Keep your dogs on a leash!


From LAMetBlogs:

An appeal to @wileecoyote from @jessicasimpson

by David Markland

A coyote snatched Jessica Simpson’s dog before her very eyes, per a tweet she sent Monday evening.

@jessicasimpson: http://twitpic.com/hrudr – My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Clearly, this is incredibly urgent. Coyotes aren’t known to keep malti-poos as pets for very long, and according to urban legend, will often sell these dogs to NFL players to be used as “playthings” for their rottweillers and pitbulls. “Mommy” Jessica Simpson is offering a reward for Daisy’s safe return, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

In case this turns out badly, I’m asking all Metblog readers to chip in with me for a gift that will help protect any of Jessica’s future canine pals: a leash.